The lady and the bird

One day there lived a enjoyable little Black and white magpie named Jack pickle he kept staring at the most shinning metal billboard. He said to himself “I wish that I could have some Shelter because Jake prickle’s nest was old and boring. Just then he heard this old, old lady snoring she decided to have a granny nap. Suddenly he looked over to the ladies bag and saw a watch, a phone, her glasses and a shiny earring. He thought he would like to look like a rich bird. After that he quietly sneaked on the  chair he managed to get the ladies phone and watch out of her bag. And hopped to his nest he made the phone as the seat. He tried to get the glasses but the woman almost sneezed she didn’t. He made the windows on the top of his nest he saw the lady’s knickers and flew down from the tree. He grabbed her knickers and PULLED the lady screamed everybody heard her she screamed like a little girl. Then the fell because the nest was too heavy all the ladies things came down like a rain drop. She felt he pants she stopped for a second and said to herself my knickers are gone behind the there was Jake hanging in her knickers. She pulled him off her Knickers. Jake not know where he was going and flew into the rich living board.Who just chilled  on the poster.